Have you had your daily dose of VitaminElise
One day, God put a 6'2" tall Elise on the grill and left it to cook for twenty-one years. God then returned to find that the Elise had grown strutting legs and become a ginger. The Elise then strutted right off the grill to hold the oxford comma in her arms as it died. And that giant Elise went on to become rich in vitamin goodness.

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Link 1  <Personal & Body Care

Link 2 <Emotional & Psychological Closeness

Link 3 <Sleeping & Other Spacial Closeness

Link 4 <Life Arrangements

Link 5  <Urgent Situations

More examples include:

  • Being asked to open someone else’s mail
  • Having someone’s mail forwarded to your house
  • Being listed as someone’s emergency contact
  • Accompanying someone to the doctor/ therapist
  • Helping someone apply makeup (You’re given permission to touch their face and neck, especially the delicate area around the eyes, and to alter their presented identity.)
  • Reading to someone
  • Drawing someone (long periods of intense scrutiny)
  • Folding someone’s clothes